May 2013
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
thatfunnyblog:
i feel this on a spiritual level
Funny Stuff you like?
2 tags
Watchbadtvblog:
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
1 tag
in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
3 tags
1 tag
fantaandcrackers:
woofuckingjiho:
you know that “joke” your friend makes about you and the only problem is that it actually hits home and you sit there and realize that they were probably being serious in an indirect way and covering up their true thoughts by passing it off as a joke and then you just sit there feeling like shit for the entire day
Yes
4 tags
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
2 tags
kittylovesboo:
im—really—weird:
katorade27:
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
you are the future
